TEQUILA BLOCK PARTY 🍀🍹
Ready to get shamrocked the tequila way? This St. Patrick’s Day Weekend, Underground Atlanta transforms into a green-tinted playground where tequila flows like the River Liffey—if the River Liffey was 80 proof.
**When:** Sunday, March 15th, 12PM-6PM
**Where:** Underground Atlanta (because apparently St. Patrick drove the snakes there)
**Who:** 21+ humans with functioning livers
Highlights include: free tequila shots from 12-1PM (while supplies last—unlike your dignity after round three), DJs spinning tracks that will make your Irish jig look like a seizure, and food vendors ready to mop up the alcohol tsunami.
Wear green or prepare for public shaming. Early arrival recommended unless you enjoy watching the party through a fence like a sad leprechaun.
Remember: “It’s not alcoholism if it’s on a weekend named after a saint.” 🍀🥃
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
