U.S. Circuit Judge Pauline Newman, the oldest active federal judge at 98 years old, asked the Supreme Court to step in after being suspended by colleagues over concerns about her mental acuity. What do you think?
“As long as she can swing a gavel, she’s fit for the job in my book.”
Lois Hackett, Windshield Installer
“Believing SCOTUS will help you is all the proof of cognitive decline that I need.”
Warren Lawton, Dog Scolder
“My grandma got the Supreme Court involved when we tried to get her to install a shower seat.”
Tiago Hernandez, Dietary Historian
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U.S. Circuit Judge Pauline Newman, the oldest active federal judge at 98 years old, asked the Supreme Court to step in after being suspended by colleagues over concerns about her mental acuity. What do you think?
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