President Donald Trump fired Pam Bondi as attorney general after growing frustrated with her handling of the Jeffrey Epstein files and what he perceived as her lack of aggressiveness in prosecuting his political opponents. What do you think?
“I thought she was mishandling things perfectly.”
Seamus Flannery, Nutrition Enforcer
“I wouldn’t want to be unemployed in this attorney general job market.”
Molly Yeats, Circus Accountant
“Put a man in there and show the ladies what a real sycophant looks like.”
Kenji Harada, Party Invoicer
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President Donald Trump fired Pam Bondi as attorney general after growing frustrated with her handling of the Jeffrey Epstein files and what he perceived as her lack of aggressiveness in prosecuting his political opponents. What do you think?
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