The Best Books To
Motivate And Inspire You
Millions of Americans are celebrating the New Year by setting goals for their health, relationships, and careers. The Onion presents the best books for helping you stick to those resolutions.
Where’s Waldo?
By Martin Handford
In a world full of chaos and distractions, it’s easy to get discouraged, but this powerful story reminds us to ignore the noise and seek out what—or who—matters most.
Bride Of The Tipping Point
By Malcolm Gladwell
The long-awaited follow-up to Malcolm Gladwell’s The Tipping Point, Revenge Of The Tipping Point, and Abbott And Costello Meet The Tipping Point.
There’s Always Yoga Teacher Training
By Kayla Marrero
Our friend’s roommate did it and said it wasn’t even that hard.
This Is The Entire Text Of The Book
By John Liles
Look at you! You just finished a whole book! Nice going.
The Secrets Of Highly Successful Bus Drivers
By Daniel Coyle
Life-changing advice from the world’s most famous bus drivers.
Heaven, That’s A-What I Like
By Liam Brooks
The real account of a boy who visits heaven during a near-death experience but mostly gets caught up talking to the Big Bopper.
It’s Easy, Just Lie
By William C. Pace, PsyD
This straight-talk advice book breaks down how to succeed in your work and personal life with simple, actionable tips.
Wet Dad, Dry Dad
By Robert T. Kiyosaki with Sharon L. Lechter C.P.A.
The story of a man growing up with two fathers—one dry, one wet—and the way their contrasting saturation levels influenced his views on being damp.
High School Yearbook
Count how many of your classmates have died. Pretty neat you’re not one of them, huh?
You Can Survive Off Your Own Pee For A While, And Eventually It Won’t Taste As Bad Because You Get Used To It
By Dr. Frederick J. D’Arcy
Dr. Frederick J. D’Arcy makes the case that while your urine may taste bad now, that doesn’t mean it will taste bad forever.
Act Like A Donkey, Think Like A Horse
By Steve Harvey
Steve Harvey is back with a new self-help book that’s been a smash hit among equine readers.
Therapists In Your Area
There’s only so much a self-help book can do.
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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