Super Inclusive and Not At All Racist Drafted Party Features All White People Having The Time Of Their Lives

Get ready to party like a boss on a yacht in Long Beach, baby! 🚣‍♀️ Drafted’s MDW All-White Singles Yacht Party is coming! 🎉 OPEN BAR and light bites for 3 hours, because who needs rules? 😉

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Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.

Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.

Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤

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