**OMG! Another “exclusive” Tech Career Fair US/Canada! 🙄 Sign up, upload your soul (resume), and MAYBE, just MAYBE, Fortune 500 overlords will deem you worthy! Diversity & inclusivity? Sounds like virtue signaling to me. 🤣**
Complete the sign-up form here: careerscrossroad.com/signup?code=TechCareerFair. Improve your profile! (like anyone cares). IF approved, companies MIGHT invite you. Attend with your QR code (because we’re living in 2042).
“Invite-only” due to “high demand” (sure, Jan). Eventbrite signup = ZERO access. Shortlisted candidates only! Approval timeline “varies” (aka, never). Refine your profile constantly! (still won’t help). Employers, signup or get on the waitlist for the next event here: fastservicecom.typeform.com/to/akPkGu2k 🤡
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
