Saxsquatch, a 7’ tall North Carolina dude cosplaying as Bigfoot, claims to be a “multi-instrumentalist.” Yeah, right. 🙄 He’s amassed millions of followers by riding the coattails of legends like John Oates & Billy Ray Cyrus. 2021: Rocket League theme? 2022: Fortnite? GROUNDBREAKING! 🤣
Trending on Rolling Stone & Forbes? More like “Trending Because It’s So Bad It’s Good.” Jimmy Fallon, Tosh.0, Tedeschi Trucks Band… he’s everywhere, like a bad rash. His “mind bending” live show involves music production, stage plots, and, get this, saxophone skills. 🎷In 2024, the “Bigfoot Rave” tour materialized, because OF COURSE IT DID. Lasers? Original music? Remixes? Crowd participation? Sounds like a nightmare. Catch him at major festivals, if you dare. 😱
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
