Grimes Slaps ‘I Bought This Before Elon Went Crazy’ Sticker On Child
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A scandal has erupted in the U.S., one that might go down in history as one of the most absurd.…
Read MoreThe OnionPreviously holding the title of “world’s ugliest animal,” the lumpy, jelly-like, deep-sea blobfish redeemed its reputation this week…
Over the last several weeks, unelected federal judges have struck repeated blows against the Trump administration with rulings designed to…
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—In a move that stunned the global real estate community, President Donald Trump signed an executive order Thursday pulling…
CHICAGO, IL — According to sources, a leftist reportedly smashed a Tesla after seeing a terrifying image of a fascist…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Trump administration struck another blow in the war against DEI initiatives by ordering the removal of…
Read MoreThe OnionSo this is kind of awkward but it’s been on my mind lately and I know it’s probably…
JERUSALEM — Apostolic sources report that the Apostle Paul was called into the head office for more mandatory sensitivity training…
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Addressing the nation to reveal that one of the greatest threats facing the nation had been eradicated, President…