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Author: Finn McFrame

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
💀 R.I.P. Steam? 🪦 ADL’s «Final Solution» to Online Hate: Shut It All Down! 💣
😱 ADL TRIGGERED! 😤 Demands Valve Wipe Out «Toxic» Gamer Chatter on Steam! 🎮
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💀 R.I.P. Steam? 🪦 ADL’s «Final Solution» to Online Hate: Shut It All Down! 💣

Finn McFrameNovember 14, 2024November 15, 2024

In a move that surprises absolutely no one, the perpetually offended professional victims at the Anti-Defamation League (ADL) have turned…

To Protest Coronation Of Aragorn, Orcs Announce Sex Strike
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To Protest Coronation Of Aragorn, Orcs Announce Sex Strike

Finn McFrameNovember 14, 2024November 14, 2024

GORGOROTH, MORDOR — Orcs have banded together in protest of King Aragorn following his coronation in Minas Tirith, announcing a…

The Onion

Taylor Swift Arrested On Weapons Charges After Federal Agents Raid Tour Bus

Finn McFrameNovember 14, 2024November 18, 2024

    Read MoreThe OnionFollowing a tense armed standoff with the pop superstar, authorities uncovered a large arsenal of illegal drugs and…

The White Stripes Drop Lawsuit Against Trump: One Nation, One Leader Revamp in the Works? 🤔
The Rep Stripes Strike Again? Jack White’s Bizarre Move After Trump Lawsuit Fizzles Out 🥳🛡️
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The White Stripes Drop Lawsuit Against Trump: One Nation, One Leader Revamp in the Works? 🤔

Finn McFrameNovember 13, 2024November 13, 2024

In a move that has left music fans and political pundits alike blinking in disbelief, Jack and Meg White —…

«Stuffed With Cash»: The Real Reason Colin Farrell is Back as Penguin – Despite Hating It 😂🚀
🌟 Batman 2: Colin Farrell vs. «That F***ing Suit» – The Truth Behind the Feathers and Fat Suit 🤔
Movie News

«Stuffed With Cash»: The Real Reason Colin Farrell is Back as Penguin – Despite Hating It 😂🚀

Finn McFrameNovember 12, 2024November 12, 2024

Hollywood’s favorite tortured artist, Colin Farrell, is gearing up to slather himself in prosthetics and fury once again as the…

Alex Jones And 10 Other Exciting Trump Cabinet Picks
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Alex Jones And 10 Other Exciting Trump Cabinet Picks

Finn McFrameNovember 12, 2024November 12, 2024

Donald Trump has been re-elected, and it’s time for Trump to assemble a new team of brilliant minds to serve…

World’s First Wooden Satellite Launched Into Space
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World’s First Wooden Satellite Launched Into Space

Finn McFrameNovember 12, 2024November 12, 2024

    Read MoreThe OnionThe world’s first wooden satellite was launched into space in an early test of using timber in lunar…

BREAKING: Arizona Announces They Have Counted Another Ballot
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BREAKING: Arizona Announces They Have Counted Another Ballot

Finn McFrameNovember 11, 2024

PHOENIX, AZ — Election authorities in Arizona proudly announced today that their round-the-clock efforts have at last resulted in another…

🤠 Amazon Reinvents Mass Effect: Forget the Reapers, Meet Galactic Two-Day Shipping!
🚚 From Hero to Space Courier: Mass Effect Series Gets an Amazon Twist!
Games News

🤠 Amazon Reinvents Mass Effect: Forget the Reapers, Meet Galactic Two-Day Shipping!

Finn McFrameNovember 11, 2024November 11, 2024

Hold onto your space helmets, folks! Amazon MGM Studios has decided that saving the galaxy from annihilation wasn’t quite epic…

Jimmy Kimmel Ratings Soar After Debuting New Segment Where He Stands There All Sad And Cries Like A Wuss
Babylon Bee

Jimmy Kimmel Ratings Soar After Debuting New Segment Where He Stands There All Sad And Cries Like A Wuss

Finn McFrameNovember 10, 2024November 10, 2024

U.S. — Ratings for Jimmy Kimmel’s late-night show soared this past week after he debuted a new segment where he…

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