Wife Hoping To Unwind With Weekend Of Stressful Activities
DENVER, CO — Local mom Patricia McMullins, overwhelmed by a busy week of housework and raising her children, was reportedly…
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RFK Jr. Unveils New School Lunches That Are Just A 24-Ounce Ribeye And A White Claw
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sources within the Department of Health and Human Services reported that incoming Secretary Rober F. Kennedy, Jr.…
Sweet Victory! 10 Things Republicans Can Be Thankful For This Year
Not only is it morning in America once again, but it’s almost Thanksgiving morning in America. This year, Republicans have…
Wife Commits Seppuku In Shame After Failing To Clean Up Before Cleaning Lady Arrives
FLINT, MI — A local suburban neighborhood was thrown into shock after news spread that housewife Eleanor Schmidt had just…
After Illegal Immigrant Found Guilty Of Murder, Dems Sentence Him To Flying Coach
ATHENS, GA — Justice was finally served in the wake of an unspeakable tragedy, as after an illegal immigrant was…
Company Has Too Many Dans
JACKSON, MS — In a recent company audit, Grayson Manufacturing learned the company has a concerning surplus of employees named…
Jaguar Releases 3-Hour Commercial That’s Just A Naked Guy Doing A One-Man Performance Of ‘Hamilton’
COVENTRY — Luxury vehicle manufacturer Jaguar Cars stunned the automobile industry by releasing a daring three-hour commercial featuring no car…
Male Passenger Disappointed After Another Flight Ends Without A Stewardess Frantically Asking If Anyone Can Land The Plane
LOS ANGELES, CA — At the end of a transcontinental trip, a male passenger was reportedly disappointed that yet another…
Post-Menopausal Lesbians Flee America Over Concerns About Forced Pregnancies
LONDON — A pair of post-menopausal lesbians announced they had fled the United States over concerns about forced pregnancies. Ellen…
‘I’m Not Mad’: Op-Ed by Wife (Who Is Definitely Mad)
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