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Gene Simmons Blames Insurance for Highway Robbery Roadie Experience, Proving Rock ‘n’ Roll is Officially Dead ๐Ÿ’€ and Replaced by Greed ๐Ÿ’ฐ
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Gene Simmons Blames Insurance for Highway Robbery Roadie Experience, Proving Rock ‘n’ Roll is Officially Dead ๐Ÿ’€ and Replaced by Greed ๐Ÿ’ฐ

Chord F. DiscordApril 29, 2025April 29, 2025

๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ’ฐ Oh, the audacity! Gene Simmons, the Demon of… charging exorbitant prices, is back at it again! Apparently, being a…

Katy Perry’s “Lifetimes” Tour: Did Someone Replace Her Mic with a Kazoo and Glue Her Feet to the Stage? ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿฅด
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Katy Perry’s “Lifetimes” Tour: Did Someone Replace Her Mic with a Kazoo and Glue Her Feet to the Stage? ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿฅด

Chuck B. BallsyApril 29, 2025April 29, 2025

Oh, honey, bless Katy Perry’s heart. ๐Ÿ’– It seems April is just *determined* to be her nemesis. First, she decides…

Game Con Canada 2025: Prepare to Empty Your Wallet and Lose to 12-Year-Olds in Sweaty eSports Tournaments! ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’ฐ
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Game Con Canada 2025: Prepare to Empty Your Wallet and Lose to 12-Year-Olds in Sweaty eSports Tournaments! ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’ฐ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

ATTENTION, fellow basement dwellers and Dorito dust connoisseurs! ๐Ÿ“ข Prepare yourselves, for Game Con Canada 2025 is looming, threatening to…

Netflix Tudum 2025: Prepare for Disappointment and Mild Hype for Stuff You Already Knew About ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŽฌ.
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Netflix Tudum 2025: Prepare for Disappointment and Mild Hype for Stuff You Already Knew About ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŽฌ.

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

Oh. My. Glob. ๐Ÿ™„ Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has deigned to announce the official air date…

Oh no, Blizzard’s dumping their mobile dreams and a StarCraft game nobody asked for onto Nexon like a hot potato ๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿคฃ!
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Oh no, Blizzard’s dumping their mobile dreams and a StarCraft game nobody asked for onto Nexon like a hot potato ๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿคฃ!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Blizzard, the company that brought you such unforgettable classics as “Diablo Immortal” (remember that gem? ๐Ÿ’Ž) is reportedly…

AI is gonna take over gaming, or maybe just make NPCs slightly less dumb ๐Ÿค–๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ˜‚.
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AI is gonna take over gaming, or maybe just make NPCs slightly less dumb ๐Ÿค–๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ˜‚.

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. ๐Ÿ™„ You guys are *still* talking about AI in gaming? Like, haven’t we flogged this dead horse…

Pet Shop Boys Butcher Tina Turner’s “Hot For You Baby” into a Synth-Pop Sausage ๐ŸŒญ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ‘ต
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Pet Shop Boys Butcher Tina Turner’s “Hot For You Baby” into a Synth-Pop Sausage ๐ŸŒญ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ‘ต

Chord F. DiscordApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Pet Shop Boys, those synth-pop grandpas ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ‘ต, have allegedly “remixed” a “lost” Tina Turner track, *Hot For You…

Witness the Metalpocalypse: Exodus and Death Angel’s Singer Butcher a Scorpions Tune in Anaheim ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽธ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Witness the Metalpocalypse: Exodus and Death Angel’s Singer Butcher a Scorpions Tune in Anaheim ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽธ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ”ฅ

Chord F. DiscordApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

๐ŸคฃOMG! Did anyone actually SEE this?! DEATH ANGEL’s resident screamer, Mark Osegueda, apparently thought it was a good idea to…

Gary Kemp Talks About “This Destination” (Yeah, We Know You’re Googling It ๐Ÿ™„)
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Gary Kemp Talks About “This Destination” (Yeah, We Know You’re Googling It ๐Ÿ™„)

Chord F. DiscordApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

So, Gary Kemp, bless his cotton socks, has a new album out. ๐Ÿ™„ Apparently, it’s called *This Destination*. Because, you…

Oh, no! ๐Ÿ˜ญ Ex-Sony dude throws a tantrum because his name wasn’t big enough on the *Until Dawn* movie credits. ๐Ÿ™„๐ŸŽฌ
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Oh, no! ๐Ÿ˜ญ Ex-Sony dude throws a tantrum because his name wasn’t big enough on the *Until Dawn* movie credits. ๐Ÿ™„๐ŸŽฌ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

OMG, can you even BELIEVE this?! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Some ex-PlayStation “narrative director” (whatever THAT is) is throwing a tantrum because the…

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