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Beyoncé’s Hovercar Debacle: Queen Bey’s Ride Turns Into a Tilt-a-Whirl in Houston
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Beyoncé’s Hovercar Debacle: Queen Bey’s Ride Turns Into a Tilt-a-Whirl in Houston

Big ElephantJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Queen Bey’s Flying Car Debacle: A Sign from Above? Beyoncé’s “flying” car tilted mid-air in Houston. Was this a sign…

Microsoft Kills the BSOD: Gamers Rejoice, Techs Sob
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Microsoft Kills the BSOD: Gamers Rejoice, Techs Sob

Big ElephantJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

The dreaded “blue screen of death” is being replaced by a BLACK screen! Can you believe this woke garbage? First,…

NTSB Summonsed to Unravel Boeing’s “Door Plug Oopsie” on Tuesday
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NTSB Summonsed to Unravel Boeing’s “Door Plug Oopsie” on Tuesday

Big ElephantJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Of course, it’s Boeing’s fault that a door plug blew off one of their planes! Obviously, it’s a deep state…

Labubu-mania: 5 Charts That Prove You’ve Been Brainwashed Into Buying an Overpriced Keychain
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Labubu-mania: 5 Charts That Prove You’ve Been Brainwashed Into Buying an Overpriced Keychain

Big ElephantJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

Oh, CNN is reporting on some “cultural and commercial phenomenon” called Labubu – fluffy, sharp-toothed figurines from China. Sounds like…

Sports Teams Cost HOW MUCH?! Prepare to Cry, Broke Fan Edition
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Sports Teams Cost HOW MUCH?! Prepare to Cry, Broke Fan Edition

Big ElephantJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

Ah, yes, the woke Los Angeles Lakers, now valued at a staggering $10 billion! It’s only a matter of time…

Kaitlan Collins’ Earth-Shattering Exposé: Trump’s Wild Ride Through Israel, Iran, and the микроскопический G7 Getaway
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Kaitlan Collins’ Earth-Shattering Exposé: Trump’s Wild Ride Through Israel, Iran, and the микроскопический G7 Getaway

Big ElephantJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Another week, another globalist freakout! Our glorious President Trump, fresh from charming the Canadians (probably by offering them a masterclass…

UBS Gets Hacked (Again!), Blames Some Random Provider
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UBS Gets Hacked (Again!), Blames Some Random Provider

Big ElephantJune 18, 2025June 18, 2025

Another day, another cyberattack, and guess what? It’s those sneaky Swiss banks, UBS and Pictet, caught with their lederhosen down!…

Portability vs Power: So You Wanna Be a Streaming Superstar, Huh?
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Portability vs Power: So You Wanna Be a Streaming Superstar, Huh?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Alright, listen up, future e-celebs! 🤪 Forget everything you thought you knew about streaming because I’m about to drop some…

WaPo Journos Get Hacked: Guess Their Passwords Weren’t ‘Password123’
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WaPo Journos Get Hacked: Guess Their Passwords Weren’t ‘Password123’

Big ElephantJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

Oh, the horror! Those paragons of journalistic integrity at the Washington Post got hacked! You just know it was those…

DIRKSCHNEIDER & GERIATRIC CREW Drops Schmaltzy New Single And Eye-Bleeding Video ‘Hellbreaker’
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DIRKSCHNEIDER & GERIATRIC CREW Drops Schmaltzy New Single And Eye-Bleeding Video ‘Hellbreaker’

Chord F. DiscordJune 7, 2025June 6, 2025

DIRKSCHNEIDER & THE OLD GANG (DATOG), because acronyms are cool 😎, the project featuring former ACCEPT members Udo Dirkschneider (vocals,…

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