Read MoreThe OnionThe post ‘Cultivate A Growth Mindset’ And 40 Other Phrases That Give Sad Sacks Like You False Hope appeared first on The Onion.
Related Posts
Judge Delays Decision After Learning One Menendez Brother Always Lies, One Always Tells The Truth
Read MoreThe OnionLOS ANGELES—Appearing stumped by the convicted murderers’ testimony, Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Michael Jesic reportedly delayed his…
‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory
Read MoreThe OnionEAST HANOVER, NJ—As part of the health secretary’s highly publicized pledge to determine the cause of the disorder…
Shelly Greenfield and Patrick Chester
Read MoreThe OnionBride and groom exchanged vows before friends and family Saturday in a ceremony that delicately danced around the…