Retired Parents With Open Calendar Want To Know Why You Don’t Put Your 8 Kids In A Car And Drive 3000 Miles To See Them More Often

Retired Parents With Open Calendar Want To Know Why You Don't Put Your 8 Kids In A Car And Drive 3000 Miles To See Them More Often

EVANSVILLE, IN — Troubling reports circulated today that your retired parents, who have completely open calendars, wanted to know why you can’t just put your eight children in a car and drive 3,000 miles to see them more often.

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Finn McFrame

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.

Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.

Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.

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