Greg Hartford Of Novi, Michigan Becomes First Person In History To Purchase WinRAR

Greg Hartford Of Novi, Michigan Becomes First Person In History To Purchase WinRAR

NOVI, MI — Local man Greg Hartford just made history by becoming the first person in the world to purchase WinRAR. Previously, no one had bothered to buy a license since the software’s free trial can be used perpetually, essentially making it free.

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Finn McFrame

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.

Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.

Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.

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