Instagram Algorithm Senses Wife Tired, In Bed, Ready To Buy Whatever

Instagram Algorithm Senses Wife Tired, In Bed, Ready To Buy Whatever

SALT LAKE CITY, UT — The algorithm that dictates ads on Instagram sprang into action as Rachel Myers settled into bed, the app sensing she was tired and ready to buy literally anything it put in front of her.

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Finn McFrame

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.

Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.

Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.

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