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Day: February 27, 2025

The Onion

All Of The Changes Coming To Starbucks

FinnFebruary 27, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionIn an effort to win back customers and boost profits, Starbucks’ new CEO Brian Niccol is implementing sweeping…

The Onion

Study Finds Revving Corvette Outside Her Office Best Way To Show Ex What She’s Missing

FinnFebruary 27, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionBOSTON—In a new study conducted to examine the effects of high-octane vehicles on getting her back once and…

🩸”Give Us Your Kidneys or Get Out!” – Surgeon Simulator Developers Offered to Trade Organs for Job Extensions
🦾 "Workplace Benefits 2.0" – Bossa Games Reinvents Employee Compensation with Body Parts
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🩸”Give Us Your Kidneys or Get Out!” – Surgeon Simulator Developers Offered to Trade Organs for Job Extensions

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 27, 2025February 26, 2025

Bossa Games, the notorious developers behind “Surgeon Simulator”, “I Am Bread”, and “I Am Fish”, have once again redefined the…

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