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Day: March 5, 2025

The Onion

Foreign Man Knows An Incredible Amount About Harlem Globetrotters

Finn McFrameMarch 5, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionNEW YORK—Astonished by the sheer volume of exhibition basketball knowledge that one person could possess, sources confirmed Monday…

Man Still Bitter Over How Much Time He Was Forced To Spend Learning About Parabolas
Babylon Bee

Man Still Bitter Over How Much Time He Was Forced To Spend Learning About Parabolas

Finn McFrameMarch 5, 2025

SCOTTSDALE, AZ — Local man Jeff Denison is still working to process through his deep anger and resentment at how…

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REMINDER: It Is Offensive And Possibly Illegal To Photoshop Anything On These Democrats’ Signs That Would Make Them Look Foolish

Finn McFrameMarch 5, 2025

  Read MoreBabylon Bee Finn McFrameFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a…

Mike Johnson Helpfully Hits Rim Shots For All Trump’s Punchlines
Babylon Bee

Mike Johnson Helpfully Hits Rim Shots For All Trump’s Punchlines

Finn McFrameMarch 5, 2025

  Read MoreBabylon Bee Finn McFrameFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a…

Sergeant At Arms Gently Escorts Lib To The Cry Room
Babylon Bee

Sergeant At Arms Gently Escorts Lib To The Cry Room

Finn McFrameMarch 5, 2025

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