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Day: March 7, 2025

Modern-Day Rosa Parks Refuses To Leave Tip For Takeout Order
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Modern-Day Rosa Parks Refuses To Leave Tip For Takeout Order

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MONTGOMERY, AL — Authorities responded to a call at an International House of Pancakes off Atlanta Highway where witnesses said…

Laid-Off IRS Agent Gets New Job Checking Receipts At Costco Exit
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Laid-Off IRS Agent Gets New Job Checking Receipts At Costco Exit

Finn McFrameMarch 7, 2025

SPRINGFIELD, VA — According to sources, recently laid-off IRS Agent Dirk Peasley has landed on his feet with a brand-new…

Man Builds Time Machine Just To Go Back To When He Had Never Heard Of Andrew Tate
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Man Builds Time Machine Just To Go Back To When He Had Never Heard Of Andrew Tate

Finn McFrameMarch 7, 2025

POTTSTOWN, PA — A long-awaited scientific breakthrough finally took place today, as a local man successfully built a time machine…

Transgender Mouse Obliterates Female Mouse In Laboratory MMA Event
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Transgender Mouse Obliterates Female Mouse In Laboratory MMA Event

Finn McFrameMarch 7, 2025

LAS VEGAS, NV — Staff members at a local scientific research facility were shocked into silence yesterday, as a transgender…

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Immigrant Criticizes Swimsuit Competition Portion Of U.S. Citizenship Test

Finn McFrameMarch 7, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post Immigrant Criticizes Swimsuit Competition Portion Of U.S. Citizenship Test appeared first on The Onion.   Finn McFrameFinn…

Catholic Condemned To 800 More Years In Purgatory After Failing To Post Ash Selfie
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Catholic Condemned To 800 More Years In Purgatory After Failing To Post Ash Selfie

Finn McFrameMarch 7, 2025

BOSTON, MA — A devoted Catholic man was devastated after being notified that he had been condemned to an additional…

Netflix in Shock: ‘The Electric State’ Flop Due to Lazy AI from OpenAI! 🤖😴
Secrets of the Flop: Why ChatGPT Couldn't Handle 'The Electric State'? 🎥❌
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Netflix in Shock: ‘The Electric State’ Flop Due to Lazy AI from OpenAI! 🤖😴

Finn McFrameMarch 7, 2025March 7, 2025

A scandal has erupted in the world of tech and cinema! 🎥💥 OpenAI, known for its cutting-edge AI developments, has…

The Onion

If Females Could Get Pregnant, There’d Be An Abortion Clinic On Every Coral

Finn McFrameMarch 7, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionDespite the tide of aquatic opinion flowing in favor of reproductive rights for all, marine society still gives…

Police Catch Man Smuggling Cocaine Under Toupee
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Police Catch Man Smuggling Cocaine Under Toupee

Finn McFrameMarch 7, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionColombian police apprehended a man attempting to smuggle 220 grams of cocaine in small bags hidden under his…

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