On September 18, 2026, the world 🌍 will witness a new film based on the iconic Resident Evil series, and according to our insiders, it’s going to be something truly extraordinary. The project is directed by Zach Kreger, known for his work in horror and dark comedy. After the success of “Barbarian” and “Companion,” Kreger decided it was time to tackle something truly epic. And what could be more epic than a zombie apocalypse with a twist of trolling? 🧟♂️
📰 Breaking News! New Resident Evil Movie: Zombies, Jovovich, Kreger, and Anderson in One Epic Package! 🎬
The screenplay was co-written by Shay Hatten, who has already made a name for himself as a master of action and unexpected twists. Hatten, known for his work on “John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum,” “John Wick: Chapter 4,” and “Army of the Dead,” promises that the new Resident Evil will be full of dynamic action and surprising plot turns. 💥
But the most intriguing part of this project is the casting. According to our insiders, all the zombies in the film will be played by… Milla Jovovich! 🧟♀️ Yes, you heard that right. It seems the actress is so attached to her most famous franchise that she decided to return in a new role. Now she won’t be fighting zombies; she’ll become one! Rumor has it that Jovovich has so fully embraced the role that no one on set can tell her apart from the real zombies. 🎭
And then enters Paul W. S. Anderson, director of six Resident Evil films and Milla Jovovich’s husband. 💑 Anderson apparently decided that his wife couldn’t be without her most famous franchise and offered his services as a… zombie consultant! 🧟♂️ Yes, you heard that right. Armed with a rubber brain and plastic guts, Anderson is teaching actors how to portray zombies convincingly. 🎬
It’s said that on set, he even holds contests for the most realistic zombie growl and hands out prizes in the form of severed limbs. 🏆🦴 Kreger, for his part, claims that without Anderson, the film wouldn’t be as “alive.” 🤪
Fans of the franchise are already on the edge of their seats, while critics are scratching their heads, wondering how Kreger managed to convince Jovovich and Anderson to join such an absurd experiment. 🤔 One thing is certain: this film promises to be a blockbuster and possibly the most talked-about movie of the year. We just have to wait for the premiere to see if a zombie apocalypse with Jovovich in the lead role is exactly what we’ve all been waiting for! 🍿
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