Bad Timing? Tesla Announces New Cybertruck Model ‘The Fuhrer’
AUSTIN, TX — Stock in Tesla dropped this week following the announcement of a new vehicle named The Fuhrer, an…
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AUSTIN, TX — Stock in Tesla dropped this week following the announcement of a new vehicle named The Fuhrer, an…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The media were in attendance Monday morning to witness President Trump draw the name of a country…
DUBLIN — Longtime local residents were shocked and amazed this morning, as the ghost of the long-dead Saint Patrick spontaneously…
CHICAGO — A daring raid overseen by Health and Human Services Secretary RFK Jr has led to the apprehension of…
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Read MoreThe OnionAn 81-year-old woman returned an overdue book to a New Jersey library after discovering it among her grandfather’s…
U.S. — A district judge has issued a ruling saying Trump lacked the Constitutional authority to pick up two astronauts…
Read MoreThe OnionCLEVELAND—Concluding that the rewards simply weren’t worth the risks, local man Tim Fitzpatrick told reporters Monday that he…