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Day: March 21, 2025

Bill Burr’s Cycle Syncs Up With Rest Of ‘The View’ Hosts
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Bill Burr’s Cycle Syncs Up With Rest Of ‘The View’ Hosts

Finn McFrameMarch 21, 2025

NEW YORK, NY — Actor and comedian Bill Burr broke down during a television appearance on ABC Thursday when his…

Israel Ranked 8th Happiest Country
The Onion

Israel Ranked 8th Happiest Country

Finn McFrameMarch 21, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionIsrael remains in the top 10 list of happiest countries in the world, ranking eighth according to an…

The Onion

Experts Recommend Using Hunger As Egg Substitute

Finn McFrameMarch 21, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—In the wake of soaring egg prices and shortages nationwide, food experts from the U.S. Department of Agriculture…

The Babylon Bee Editorial Board Strongly Encourages Joe Biden To Get Back Into Politics
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The Babylon Bee Editorial Board Strongly Encourages Joe Biden To Get Back Into Politics

Finn McFrameMarch 21, 2025

With rumors circulating about former President Joe Biden expressing a desire to return to politics, the editorial board of The…

Local Mother Asks If She Can Be Stranded Alone In Space For A Few Weeks
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Local Mother Asks If She Can Be Stranded Alone In Space For A Few Weeks

Finn McFrameMarch 21, 2025

SALT LAKE CITY, UT — A local mother of four submitted a formal petition this week asking if the Trump…

Roku Tests Autoplaying Ads Before Loading Home Screen
The Onion

Roku Tests Autoplaying Ads Before Loading Home Screen

Finn McFrameMarch 21, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionWhile Roku already includes video ads peppered throughout the streaming platform, some users have recently reported a preview…

The Collection: Kirk Hammett: A Book Revealing All the Riffs Metallica’s Guitarist Stole Over 40 Years 😏
Musical Detective: Kirk Hammett and His Collection of 'Borrowed' Riffs" 💸
Music News

The Collection: Kirk Hammett: A Book Revealing All the Riffs Metallica’s Guitarist Stole Over 40 Years 😏

Chord F. DiscordMarch 21, 2025March 21, 2025

The music world is buzzing with anticipation! 🎸 Kirk Hammett, the legendary guitarist of Metallica, is set to release a…

The Onion

Grimes Slaps ‘I Bought This Before Elon Went Crazy’ Sticker On Child

Finn McFrameMarch 21, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post Grimes Slaps ‘I Bought This Before Elon Went Crazy’ Sticker On Child appeared first on The…

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