Local Mother Asks If She Can Be Stranded Alone In Space For A Few Weeks

Local Mother Asks If She Can Be Stranded Alone In Space For A Few Weeks

SALT LAKE CITY, UT — A local mother of four submitted a formal petition this week asking if the Trump administration could shoot her up into space and leave her stranded there for a few weeks for “a little peace and quiet.”

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Finn McFrame

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.

Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.

Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.

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