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Day: March 24, 2025

Security Concerns As Trump Holds Strategy Meeting At Cracker Barrel
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Security Concerns As Trump Holds Strategy Meeting At Cracker Barrel

Finn McFrameMarch 24, 2025

STERLING, VA — Critics of the Trump administration have raised security concerns due to Trump holding a high-level strategy meeting…

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JuJu Watkins Sprains Bun

Finn McFrameMarch 24, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionLOS ANGELES—In what could prove a devastating loss for the top-seeded Big Ten team, University of Southern California…

Bernie Sanders In Trouble As Paid Rally Attendees Vote To Unionize
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Bernie Sanders In Trouble As Paid Rally Attendees Vote To Unionize

Finn McFrameMarch 24, 2025

BURLINGTON, VT — The future of one of America’s more well-known political figures was cast in doubt this week after…

The Onion

Pope Francis Flips Off Crowd From Balcony

Finn McFrameMarch 24, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post Pope Francis Flips Off Crowd From Balcony appeared first on The Onion.   Finn McFrameFinn McFrame, celebrated…

Disney Quietly Cancels Live-Action ‘Pocahontas’ Starring Dylan Mulvaney
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Disney Quietly Cancels Live-Action ‘Pocahontas’ Starring Dylan Mulvaney

Finn McFrameMarch 24, 2025

BURBANK, CA — After watching its latest feature Snow White suffer a disastrous opening weekend at the box office, executives…

Elon Musk Disguises IRS Building As Tesla Dealership So Democrats Will Burn It Down
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Elon Musk Disguises IRS Building As Tesla Dealership So Democrats Will Burn It Down

Finn McFrameMarch 24, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Proponents of eliminating the federal income tax rejoiced today as Elon Musk cleverly disguised the Internal Revenue…

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🤡 Now “Snow White” can only get 10/10 on IMDb – this is now the new standard for all remakes 🔥

Finn McFrameMarch 24, 2025March 24, 2025

A massive reform has shaken the movie world: from now on, IMDb ratings for remakes of legendary films can’t be…

The Onion

Trump Orders All Children Born Under Biden To Be Renamed After Confederate Generals

Finn McFrameMarch 24, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—In an effort to restore what he said were traditional American values that the previous administration had attempted…

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