Bernie Sanders In Trouble As Paid Rally Attendees Vote To Unionize
BURLINGTON, VT — The future of one of America’s more well-known political figures was cast in doubt this week after…
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Pope Francis Flips Off Crowd From Balcony
Read MoreThe OnionThe post Pope Francis Flips Off Crowd From Balcony appeared first on The Onion. FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical…
Disney Quietly Cancels Live-Action ‘Pocahontas’ Starring Dylan Mulvaney
BURBANK, CA — After watching its latest feature Snow White suffer a disastrous opening weekend at the box office, executives…
Elon Musk Disguises IRS Building As Tesla Dealership So Democrats Will Burn It Down
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Proponents of eliminating the federal income tax rejoiced today as Elon Musk cleverly disguised the Internal Revenue…
🤡 Now “Snow White” can only get 10/10 on IMDb – this is now the new standard for all remakes 🔥
A massive reform has shaken the movie world: from now on, IMDb ratings for remakes of legendary films can’t be…
Trump Orders All Children Born Under Biden To Be Renamed After Confederate Generals
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—In an effort to restore what he said were traditional American values that the previous administration had attempted…
😱 New UbiSoft Patch: Two Hours of Credits for All Assassin’s Creed Shadows Haters! 📜
In the world of video games, something unimaginable has happened—UbiSoft has decided to reform its critics with a new patch…
‘Snow White’ Beaten At Box Office By Middle School Recorder Recital
U.S. — In another blow for Disney, the live-action remake Snow White was beaten at the box office by a…
Biden Announces Return To Politics With Bid For President Of Shady Oaks Retirement Community
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former President Joe Biden announced his intention to return to the world of politics with a bid…
Google Maps Offering New ‘Shortcut But You Will Fear For Your Life’ Option
U.S. — Google Maps has added a new feature in its latest update which will offer drivers a shortcut to…