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Day: April 6, 2025

Worship Team Drummer Makes Up For Lack Of Skill With Abundance Of Volme
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Worship Team Drummer Makes Up For Lack Of Skill With Abundance Of Volme

Finn McFrameApril 6, 2025

BOULDER, CO — Local church drummer Sam Huddleston continues to make up for his stark lack of talent by playing…

Financial Advisor Announces It’s Time To Panic, Urges Clients To Make Hasty, Emotional Decisions
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Financial Advisor Announces It’s Time To Panic, Urges Clients To Make Hasty, Emotional Decisions

Finn McFrameApril 6, 2025

ANNAPOLIS, MD — Local financial advisor Rick Rosas announced that now was the time for utter panic and urged his…

WNBA Legend Retires With Six Career Points
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WNBA Legend Retires With Six Career Points

Finn McFrameApril 6, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — WNBA legend Elena Delle Donne announced her retirement yesterday, the former MVP leaving after a decade-long career…

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