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Day: April 22, 2025

10 Frontrunners To Be The Next Pope
Babylon Bee

10 Frontrunners To Be The Next Pope

FinnApril 22, 2025

Following the passing of Pope Francis, the Catholic Church is now deep into the process of electing a new leader.…

MS-13 Added To LGBTQ Acronym
Babylon Bee

MS-13 Added To LGBTQ Acronym

FinnApril 22, 2025

U.S. — In yet another step toward the advancement of protections for all people groups, activists announced today that MS-13…

Michael Bay and OutRun: Racing with Transformers and Apocalypse🚗💥
OutRun, Bay Style: When Arcade Turns into an Epic Blockbuster
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Michael Bay and OutRun: Racing with Transformers and Apocalypse🚗💥

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 22, 2025April 22, 2025

In Hollywood, a new cinematic masterpiece is brewing from the master of explosions and Transformers — Michael Bay. This time,…

Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone
The Onion

Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone

FinnApril 22, 2025April 22, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Looking around with despair as he searched for an open seat in the Pentagon cafeteria, U.S. Secretary of…

Fine Young Cannibals, bless their hearts, are *still* trying to relive their 80s glory with “anniversary” shows – as if anyone remembers them 👴👵😂.
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Fine Young Cannibals, bless their hearts, are *still* trying to relive their 80s glory with “anniversary” shows – as if anyone remembers them 👴👵😂.

Chord F. DiscordApril 22, 2025April 22, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Roland Gift, bless his cotton socks, is STILL milking the Fine Young Cannibals cow 🐄! Apparently, it’s been…

Exodus Guitarist Dares to Have an Opinion on Metallica, Instigating Metalhead Civil War 🤘🔥😂.
Breaking

Exodus Guitarist Dares to Have an Opinion on Metallica, Instigating Metalhead Civil War 🤘🔥😂.

Chord F. DiscordApril 22, 2025April 22, 2025

Oh, for the love of Lars! 🙄 Another “expert” weighs in on the eternal METALLICA debate. Radioactive MikeZ, bless his…

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