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Day: April 23, 2025

Oops!…She’s STILL At It: Britney’s “Oops!…I Did It Again” Gets Dragged Out for Another 25 Years 🙄💿✨
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Oops!…She’s STILL At It: Britney’s “Oops!…I Did It Again” Gets Dragged Out for Another 25 Years 🙄💿✨

Chord F. DiscordApril 23, 2025April 23, 2025

OMG! 😱 You guys are NOT going to BELIEVE this! They’re milking Britney’s “Oops!… I Did It Again” for all…

CNN: Behind Closed Doors Pope Is Still Focused, Sharp, And Energetic
Babylon Bee

CNN: Behind Closed Doors Pope Is Still Focused, Sharp, And Energetic

FinnApril 23, 2025

VATICAN CITY — CNN journalists on the ground at the Vatican are reporting that behind closed doors, Pope Francis remains…

VOIVOD’s making a video game? ☢️ Probably just another reason to dust off your Atari, right? 🤣
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VOIVOD’s making a video game? ☢️ Probably just another reason to dust off your Atari, right? 🤣

Chord F. DiscordApril 23, 2025April 23, 2025

Oh, NOOOO! 😱 Voivod, those lovable weirdos from Canada, are BACK! And this time, they’re not just assaulting your eardrums…

Financial Experts Recommend Diversifying Portfolio With Multiple Harebrained Schemes
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Financial Experts Recommend Diversifying Portfolio With Multiple Harebrained Schemes

FinnApril 23, 2025April 23, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionNEW YORK—Claiming it was the only way to protect one’s assets against economic volatility, a group of financial…

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