Nation Can’t Believe It On Harvard’s Side
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Month: April 2025
Democrats Call For An Individual Court Hearing For Everyone On Earth To Prove They Aren’t American Citizens
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As controversy swirls over the deportation of Kilmar Abrego Garcia, Democrat politicians have joined together to call…
Woman Charged With Selling Human Bones On Facebook Marketplace
Read MoreThe OnionA curio shop owner was arrested and charged for allegedly selling “genuine human remains” online, attempting to pass…
‘Wheeeeee I’m An Astronaut!’ Exclaims Katy Perry During Ride On Disneyland Astro Orbiter
ANAHEIM, CA — Singer and TV personality Katy Perry inspired dozens Thursday after declaring she was an astronaut following a…
🎵 AI Blackmail on Deezer: Musical Revolution or End of the World? 🤖
In a world where artificial intelligence has already learned to write poetry, paint pictures, and even cook borscht, the time…
Parenting Experts Share Tips For Talking To Kids About Being Heir To Throne Of Small European Kingdom
Read MoreThe OnionCHICAGO—Stressing that the delicate subject should be broached sensitively and responsibly, parenting experts from the University of Chicago…
💉 Shocking! Buffy Star GONE Too Soon?! Diabetes Claims Another Victim! 😭 Is Big Pharma to Blame?! 😱 #RIP #HollywoodSecrets #GoneButNotForgotten
So, the perpetually youthful Michelle Trachtenberg, star of “Gossip Girl” (the OG, obviously, not the reboot monstrosity 🤮), “Buffy the…
Arsonist Sets Fire To Pennsylvania Governor’s Mansion
Read MoreThe OnionA man is in custody after scaling an iron security fence in the middle of the night, eluding…
Diabetes Claims Yet ANOTHER Victim?! 😱 Michelle Trachtenberg DEAD at 37?! (We’re NOT Buying It!) 💉🤔🪦
Oh em gee, like, can you even believe it? Michelle Trachtenberg, the queen of 90s teen angst and low-key villainy,…
American Hostages In Gaza Disguise Themselves As MS-13 Gang Members So Democrats Will Fight To Bring Them Home
GAZA — In a desperate attempt to return to family and friends they haven’t seen in over a year and…