Nephew In Trouble For Strangling Again
Read MoreThe OnionWILMINGTON, DE—Adding to his streak of disagreeable behavior, 12-year-old nephew Cooper Goodpaster was reportedly in trouble for strangling…
Month: April 2025
Zak Starkey FIRED 🔥 From The Who?! 😱 Did Keith Moon’s Ghost 👻 Finally Get Revenge?! 💀 Click Here to Find Out! 🖱️
Oh, the drama! The Who, those rock ‘n’ roll dinosaurs who somehow haven’t gone extinct yet, have reportedly kicked their…
Elon’s Baby Brigade: World Domination or Daddy Issues? 👶👑🤔
World’s richest man, part-time Twitter troll, full-time rocket enthusiast, and apparently, prolific procreator Elon Musk isn’t just shooting for Mars…
Zoeken News EXPOSED! 😱 Entertainment Industry’s DIRTIEST Secrets REVEALED! (You WON’T Believe #4! 😂)
Oh boy, grab your popcorn 🍿, folks, because this is better than any episode of “ER” (even the one where…
Blue Origin’s “Success”? 😂 Space Billionaires Triggered! Find Out Why They’re Crying 😭🚀
Oh, the humanity! While the poors scraped together pennies for gas station coffee, Jeff Bezos, the man who single-handedly keeps…
9 Loopholes To Help You Avoid Paying Taxes
It’s that time of year again when everyone lets the government steal from them in the form of “taxes.” But…
Blue Origin: Where Feminism Goes to Die 😂🚀 Did Bezos Just Mansplain Space? 🤔
Move over, Rosie the Riveter! 🚀 There’s a new squad of empowered females in town, and they’re taking girl power…
Harvard Warns Loss Of Federal Funding Will Cripple Their Ability To Find A Final Solution To The Jewish Problem
CAMBRIDGE, MA — In the wake of the Trump administration freezing $2.3 billion in federal funding to Harvard University, leaders…
Trump Summons Elon Musk To Oval Office To Help Him Open A PDF
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In another win for technical competence, Elon Musk put his technocrat skills to good use when Trump…
Disappearing Worms and Hero on Vacation: What’s Happening with Dune: Awakening? 🐛🏖️
The unexpected delay of the highly anticipated MMORPG Dune: Awakening by Funcom has sparked a wave of discussions among fans.…