Oh, great, so the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is scraping the bottom of the barrel again, inducting Bad Company and Soundgarden 🙄🎸🥁👴
🚨 EMERGENCY! 🚨 The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, bless its cotton socks, has announced its 2025 inductees. Hold…
Month: April 2025
‘My Work Doesn’t Define Me,’ Says Man Who Will Spend 90,000 Hours Of Lifetime At Office
Read MoreThe OnionSACRAMENTO, CA—Believing that he was establishing a firm line between who he was as a person and what…
Hammett and Trujillo Cover Rush🎸: Somewhere, Neil Peart Just Did a Perfect Drum Fill in the Afterlife👴
OMG! 🙄 You guys are NOT gonna BELIEVE what those two dudes from METALLICA, Robert “I Used to be in…
Joe Biden Arrested For Harboring 11 Million Illegal Aliens
REHOBOTH BEACH, DE — Former President Joe Biden was placed under arrest today for harboring just over eleven million illegal…
Behold! New Babylon Bee Merch Has Arrived
Glad tidings! Your favorite fake news outlet just loaded up its store with BRAND NEW merch, and it’s all guaranteed…
Bella Ramsey Escapes Hate to Russian Social Media! What’s Behind Z and SVO? 🤔🔥
Bella Ramsey, The Last of Us, social media hate, Russian social networks VKontakte and Odnoklassniki, actress bullying, non-binary person, appearance…
Skate 4: Offline? Nah, fam, EA says get ready to pay for internet FOREVER 🤣💸🔥
So, EA’s *Skate* is back, baby! 🎉 And by “back,” we mean back to nickel-and-diming you into oblivion with a…
Joey Jordison’s family wants YOUR money 💰 to unleash some VIMIC tunes nobody asked for 🤷♀️, so dig deep, metalheads! 🤘
Okay, so, like, remember Joey Jordison? The dude who got the boot from Slipknot because…reasons? 🤔 Well, his family, bless…
Oh great, get ready for “Greyhound 2: Electric Boogaloo,” where Tom Hanks fights space pirates on a bus fueled by earnestness and Apple stock options 🙄🚌🍎🚀.
OMG! 😱 Tom Hanks, bless his cotton socks, is back for ‘Greyhound 2: Electric Boogaloo’! Because, you know, the first…
Shinedown promises more ear-splitting “music” before the year mercifully ends 🙄🎸🔥
OH. MY. GAWD. 😱 Shinedown, those purveyors of fine adult contemporary rock (with *just* enough edge to make your mom…