DMV Cruise-In: Where Dreams Go to Rust and You Can Finally Show Off That Beater

**OMG! 🙄 Exotic cars, motorcycles, and *Sling Shots* 🤣 will descend upon us! Get ready for the 20th Annual DMV & Beyond Car, Motorcycle, Truck Cruise-In! Tickets: Annapolis/Baltimore (410) 725-2010. Food trucks & “Junk Band” included!** 🤡

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Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.

Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.

Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤

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