**OMG! 😱 Join the PPG Events One Piece Card Game May Regionals on Saturday, May 31st, for a day of pure, unadulterated card-slinging chaos! ⚔️**
WEBCAM and DISCORD REQUIRED! 🤡 Join Discord #1 & Discord #2 or you’re a NOOB! Decklists due May 30th at 9 PM EST. Fail and you’re dropped! 😂
Round 1 starts at 10AM EST. Swiss rounds, Best of 1, 35 min + 5 min OT. OP10 legal. No top cut = participation trophies for all! 🏆 Refund policy: 7 days before, or you’re stuck with it, LOSER! 🤣
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤