OMG! 🔥 After those earth-shattering D.M. 1, 2 & 3 (Sept 2021), did the fire safety world ACTUALLY change? 🤣 We’ll pretend to care on April 24th! Prepare for mind-numbing details! 🙄
So, workplaces now have *NEW* ways to assess fire risk? Like, seriously? 🙄 And the “Decreto Controlli” wants a *REGISTER* of fire stuff? Groundbreaking! 🤯
We’ll “highlight” (aka, bore you with) “criticità applicative” for companies on April 24th. Plus, we’ll shed light on “novità” (more like “same old, same old”) from the Decreto Controlli! 😴 #FireSafety #SoExciting #Not

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤