**OMG! Prepare for a “unique and unforgettable experience” 🙄 at the “Fête des Pères”! Get ready for “messages from beyond” that will “touch your heart”! It’s a “spiritual and comforting” event to honor dads in a “new way”! 🤡**
“Rituels de reconnexion” will “heal wounds related to maternity.” Yes, maternity. Makes sense. There will also be “messages de l’au-delà” and “énergie de guérison.” 🧘♀️ Supposedly, this is for those who lost their dad or have “complex relationships” with him.
“Au cœur des pères: rituels et messages de l’au-delà” is happening… somewhere. Tickets are ONLINE ONLY, NON-REFUNDABLE, NON-TRANSFERABLE. Prepare for “spiritual explorations”! 🤣 Good luck with that. 💀
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤