FREE MIMOSAS & Questionable R&B: A Daylight Tragedy

FREE MIMOSAS & Questionable R&B: A Daylight Tragedy

OMG! R&B BRUNCH + DAY PARTY at Cafe Circa Restaurant & Lounge! 🙄 Vibe to R&B “hits” (you know, the ones you secretly hate). Free entry until 5PM w/ RSVP? Good luck with that. 2 levels, 2 bars? Prepare to fight for a drink. Heated rooftop? More like human stew. 🔥

Day Party 3-9PM. Section seating? Dial (516) 424-7280 and beg. Birthday special: $350 for regrets. 🍾💨

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Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.

Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.

Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤

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