**OMG! 🙄 NYC’s throwing a “Summer Rooftop Day Party” in MAY! Yes, MAY! 🍹🌴 Prepare for Hip-Hop, Afrobeats & “everything in between” spun by DJs. It’s gonna be lit… or not. 🔥**
Best rooftop? Ultimate experience? Insta-moments? 🤣 500 guests! Book VIP for $500! 🎂 TEXT 732.309.6343.
Doors close at 8PM SHARP! ⏰ No refunds unless *they* cancel! Location changes? Tough luck! 🤷♀️ ID required. Attractions subject to change, like your mood after this. 😜
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
