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Day: May 31, 2025

Hollywood Gun Handling 101: Now You Too Can Be a Ticking Time Bomb!
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Hollywood Gun Handling 101: Now You Too Can Be a Ticking Time Bomb!

Chuck B. BallsyMay 31, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Actors “playing” with pew-pews? 🔫 So cringe! 😬 Don’t miss the “Totally Safe Hands-On Workshop” on Sunday, June…

SABOR FRESA: Prepare for the Cringiest Fiesta of Corridos, Reggaeton, and Banda Remixes You’ll Ever Regret
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SABOR FRESA: Prepare for the Cringiest Fiesta of Corridos, Reggaeton, and Banda Remixes You’ll Ever Regret

Chuck B. BallsyMay 31, 2025

**🍓SABOR FRESA🍓 aka the BIGGEST (lol) party OF THE YEAR!** 🤣 Come sing corridos & perrear to reggaeton. 🙄 18+/21…

Oy Vey, A Movie About a Shabbos Gone Wrong
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Oy Vey, A Movie About a Shabbos Gone Wrong

Chuck B. BallsyMay 31, 2025

Oy vey! 🙄 Kyra Sedgwick & Method Man star in “BAD SHABBOS” ✡️, Tribeca’s Audience Award winner! 🎉 A Shabbat…

Anna Przy: Gone Too Soon, Just Like My Motivation on Mondays
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Anna Przy: Gone Too Soon, Just Like My Motivation on Mondays

Chuck B. BallsyMay 31, 2025

**OMG! Anna Przy, a millennial 🤣, is storming mental health social media! She’s SOOOO not serious, a breath of fresh…

Gods Tower in Vilnius, Lithuania (05/30/2025)
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Gods Tower in Vilnius, Lithuania (05/30/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 31, 2025

Pagan/Folk/Doom Metal from Belarus!

CD Projekt RED Is Making a Game About Geralt’s Bare Butt — and Gamers Are Hyped
The Witcher’s Bathtub Scene Divided a Studio: Should We See Geralt’s Glutes?
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CD Projekt RED Is Making a Game About Geralt’s Bare Butt — and Gamers Are Hyped

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 31, 2025May 31, 2025

While fans of The Witcher obsess over every pixel of Geralt’s sword and chest hair, CD Projekt RED just threw…

U.S. Cancels Bird Flu Vaccine
The Onion

U.S. Cancels Bird Flu Vaccine

Finn McFrameMay 31, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe Trump administration canceled a contract awarded to Moderna for the late-stage development of its bird flu vaccine…

Gods Tower in Vilnius, Lithuania (05/30/2025)
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Gods Tower in Vilnius, Lithuania (05/30/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 31, 2025

Pagan/Folk/Doom Metal from Belarus!

2024’s Biggest Movie Flop Is So Bad It’s Basically a Crime Against Eyeballs (You’ve Been Warned)
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2024’s Biggest Movie Flop Is So Bad It’s Basically a Crime Against Eyeballs (You’ve Been Warned)

Finn McFrameMay 31, 2025May 31, 2025

Francis Ford Coppola’s “Megalopolis” (aka the cinematic equivalent of a toddler’s finger painting🎨, according to some fancy-pants critics🙄) was either…

Gamerella’s Mentorship Program: Because Apparently Games Weren’t Confusing Enough Already
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Gamerella’s Mentorship Program: Because Apparently Games Weren’t Confusing Enough Already

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 31, 2025May 31, 2025

Oh, look, another “nonprofit” swooping in to “save” the gaming industry! 🙄 GAMERella, bless their little hearts, is launching a…

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