Austin: Become a Wannabe Detective (and Fail)

Austin: Become a Wannabe Detective (and Fail)

**OMG! 😱 Become a detective in Austin! Solve a MURDERCASE 🔪 with Commander Mahoney!**

“DetectiveYOU” is like NOTHING you’ve experienced. Visit the website! 10 locations! Walking or driving routes! Gather clues, arrest someone! 2.5 hrs of fun! 16 actors! Save the city! 🦸‍♀️🦸‍♂️ Score your sleuthing! 🕵️‍♀️ NOT for kids! Profanity & SEX! 🔞 Get the app! 📱

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Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.

Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.

Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤

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