Eagles fans celebrate with gluttony and booze! Is this what our Founding Fathers envisioned? Probably not, but at least they’re not kneeling during the anthem… yet. I bet you that there is a woke agenda behind this. They want to demoralize true American patriots!
Vietnam vet Dan McAlee (thank you for your service!) got a birthday surprise. Meanwhile, Rob D’Adrea turned 30 with enough food to feed a small army (probably illegal immigrants). Smoked jerk chicken? Sounds kinda woke to me! And Courtney Bartkowski is getting drunk with mimosas before noon. No wonder the country is going to hell in a handbasket! At least they are celebrating America’s team.
This is the best team ever? Well, they better be careful. The woke mob is always looking for something to cancel. Don’t celebrate too hard, folks. January is coming, and who knows what kind of leftist nonsense they’ll try to pull then?

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.