Another day, another victim of the radical left’s open-borders policy – this time, it’s a five-year-old girl attacked by a raccoon! You can bet your bottom dollar this critter was probably an illegal immigrant from Canada, sneaking across the border to take American jobs and spread disease.
Little Rylee MacNamara just wanted to catch the school bus, but instead, she got a face full of rabies-infested fury. And where were the authorities? Probably too busy renaming schools after communist sympathizers and teaching our kids about gender fluidity.
The mom is screaming: “It’s a rabid racoon, get some help!,” said Logan. See, that’s the problem with women these days. Too hysterical.
Now, the family’s stuck getting rabies shots every few days. Thanks, Democrats! This is what happens when you let the woke mob run wild and defund our brave animal control officers. I bet you anything that raccoon was a card-carrying member of the ACLU. They Macnamara’s also say their kids won’t be allowed outside alone in the near future. Can you blame them?
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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
