**OMG! 🙄 The Indian Food Festival & Expo (IFFE) is hitting New Jersey Convention and Exposition Center, 97 Sunfield Avenue Edison NJ 08837! Prepare for a “Journey of Taste Culture & Heritage!” aka overpriced samosas and Bollywood earworms. 🎶**
Authentic Indian food from every corner of the country (probably just butter chicken), mesmerizing cultural performances (awkward dances), and a colorful shopping bazaar (tacky souvenirs). Celeb chefs will be there, but will they even cook? 🤔
Entry Pass gets you food stalls (for purchase, duh), shopping, dance performances, music, and a festive photo booth. Plus Pass gets you reserved seating (first-come, first-served). Delegate Pass? Seminars, panel discussions, and high tea. ☕ Kids under 10 are free (if you can prove it). Re-entry allowed (maybe). Seating? Good luck! 🪑
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