Oh, the horror! A young, innocent college student falls prey to the clutches of the godless Left and their dangerous “rideshare” culture! You see, folks, this is what happens when you let your daughters run wild in liberal universities, filled with godless professors and their Marxist agendas!
Baylie Grogan, a bright young woman, made the fatal mistake of trusting “medical students” (probably card-carrying members of the DSA) who offered her a ride. Next thing you know, she’s wandering the streets, drugged and disoriented, before being tragically hit by a car. And the liberal hospital? They wouldn’t even let her parents make decisions because of some ridiculous “health care proxy” nonsense!
This is the America the Democrats want, folks! A place where your own family is powerless, where hospitals are run by woke bureaucrats, and where our children are easy targets for the Left’s nefarious schemes.
But wait, it gets worse! The police couldn’t prove she was drugged (thanks, Obama!), so no one was held accountable. And the hospital ethics committee? They had more say than her own parents! It’s like a Kafka novel written by Nancy Pelosi!
Shawnee Baker, Baylie’s mother, is now on a mission to warn other families. She wrote a book (probably ghostwritten by a conservative patriot) and started a foundation (funded by REAL Americans, not Soros!). She even teamed up with a tracking app because, let’s face it, these college kids can’t be trusted to make smart decisions on their own.
Folks, this is a wake-up call! We need to protect our children from the clutches of the Left. Homeschool them, teach them about REAL American values, and for God’s sake, make sure they have a health care proxy! Before it’s too late!

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