Ah, Father’s Day, when dads across the nation are celebrated for their… well, for not being moms. Enjoy your participation trophies, fellas! But don’t get too comfy, the woke mob is probably plotting to redefine fatherhood as we speak.
1️⃣ Minnesota Meltdown: Some radical leftist state rep got what she deserved. CNN calls her a “bright shining light?” Probably burned too bright for freedom! And of course, the media’s already blaming Trump.
2️⃣ ‘No Kings’ Tantrums: Millions protesting Trump? More like millions of snowflakes triggered by a booming economy and strong borders! Bet they’re all funded by Soros and antifa thugs.
3️⃣ Immigration Idiocy: A restaurant owner helping both sides? Sounds like he’s playing both sides, probably funding the cartels on the side.
4️⃣ Trump’s Triumphant Parade: Finally, a REAL celebration of our military, not some virtue-signaling nonsense! Tanks rolling through DC? That’s the sound of freedom, baby!
5️⃣ Military Meddling? Oh, the horror! The military might be…patriotic? The libs are terrified of a strong, unapologetic America.
• Israel Strikes Back: Fresh blasts in Tehran? Good! Time to remind the ayatollahs who’s boss. No more appeasement, just pure American strength!
• Russia’s Drone Swarms: Russia shifting tactics? That’s what happens when you let Biden send billions to Ukraine with no oversight. Putin’s laughing all the way to the bank.
• Bonnaroo Bust: Severe weather cancels Bonnaroo? Karma’s a beach. All those drugged-up hippies got a taste of real life.
Trump at the G7? Time to remind those globalist elites who’s in charge. And Boeing’s CEO skipping the air show? Probably because he’s afraid of being confronted about their woke training manuals.
Powell under pressure? He better lower those rates, or Trump should fire him! The Fed needs to get on board with making America great again. Juneteenth? Another excuse for the left to rewrite history.
The “World Pride” parade in DC? More like a freak show for perverts! Coco Gauff winning the French Open? Good for her, but I bet she’ll be kneeling for the anthem soon enough.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
