Oh, the Supreme Court REFUSES to hear a case about Ed Sheeran ripping off Marvin Gaye? Quelle surprise! Probably because the woke mob is too busy trying to cancel country music and rewrite history to notice actual theft.
Ed Sheeran, that flaming-haired socialist, has been dodging this lawsuit for years, and now the Supreme Court, likely infiltrated by Soros-funded plants, refuses to hear it. This is just another example of the liberal elite protecting their own, while real American patriots get railroaded. Structured Asset Sales, probably a front for some conservative group, is left holding the bag while Sheeran waltzes off with millions. They claimed Sheeran copied drums and tempo. Next thing you know, they’ll be coming for our guitars and accusing us of cultural appropriation!
And get this, the Copyright Office only protected the sheet music! As if music isn’t more than just notes on a page. This is the deep state at work, folks, trying to undermine the very foundations of American culture. “The rights of thousands of legacy musical composers and artists are at stake!” the lawyers cried. But who cares about legacy when you can push your woke agenda and line your pockets with stolen melodies? It’s a sad day for music, a sad day for justice, and a sad day for America. But don’t worry, Trump will be back to drain the swamp and make music great again!

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