‘Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money’ Gets Greenlit, Prepare to Facepalm

'Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money' Gets Greenlit, Prepare to Facepalm

The Schwarz is STILL strong with Mel Brooks and his ‘Spaceballs’ cast, because apparently, nostalgia is the only thing Hollywood can produce these days. 😴

Following the groundbreaking news from a whole year ago that Brooks and Josh Gad (yes, HIM) were spearheading the development of a sequel to Brooks’ 1987 ‘Star Wars’ parody. Because the original wasn’t already beaten to death. 🔨

Amazon MGM Studios has declared that Brooks will be back both in front of and behind the camera, playing the mystical, Yoda-ripoff Yogurt. Because originality is for losers. 🧘‍♂️

Gad, who apparently has nothing better to do than revive dead franchises, is co-writing and producing. Expect him to show up on screen, probably overacting. 🎭

But wait, there’s more! Bill Pullman is returning as Lone Starr. Because apparently, he needs the paycheck. 💸 And Rick Moranis is back as Dark Helmet. Someone check if he’s been thawed out from cryo-sleep. 🧊

Daphne Zuniga is joining her geriatric ‘Spaceballs’ colleagues as Princess Vespa. Because what else is she going to do, star in a critically acclaimed drama? 😂

And it’s not just the retirees, Keke Palmer is joining the cast as Destiny. What profound character development! 🌠 Bill’s son, Lewis Pullman, is also in the mix as Starburst, the son of Lone Star and Vespa. Nepotism at its finest, folks! 👶

What was the story of ‘Spaceballs’?

The original ‘Spaceballs’, directed by Brooks from a script he wrote with Thomas Meehan and Ronny Graham, starred Bill Pullman as Lone Starr, a Han Solo knockoff. He has to stop the nefarious President Skroob (Brooks) from stealing the atmosphere of the peaceful planet Druidia. Because stealing air is a legit villain plot. 💨

Along the way, he helps Vespa (Zuniga) and her sarcastic robot maid Dot Matrix (voiced by Joan Rivers). John Candy plays Starr’s faithful half-man/half-dog sidekick Barf, and Moranis is the superb Vader spoof Dark Helmet. A cast that’s probably rolling in their graves… or at least napping. 🪦

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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.

Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.

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