G7 Morons Agree on Shiny Rock Strategy, World Doomed

G7 Morons Agree on Shiny Rock Strategy, World Doomed

The “woke” G7 is panicking because China is cutting off their supply of shiny rocks!

Looks like someone forgot to kiss the ring of the CCP. Now they’re scrambling to “protect their economies” – you know, the same economies they’re trying to turn into socialist utopias. Trump already made a deal, but these globalists never learn. Diversifying mining? More like diversifying the ways they can virtue signal while begging China for scraps. “Economic security” is code for “we need more handouts.”

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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