Oh, the horror! Kraft Heinz, bending the knee to the woke mob, is stripping artificial colors from our beloved Mac & Cheese and ketchup by 2027! It’s all part of the leftist agenda to suck the joy and flavor out of everything that makes America great.
First, they came for Mr. Potato Head, and now they’re after our food dyes! This is clearly a plot orchestrated by the radical left and their deep-state allies to emasculate our nation, one bland, colorless meal at a time. Robert F. Kennedy Jr., probably in cahoots with the globalist elites, is strong-arming these companies into submission.
They claim it’s about health, but we know the truth: it’s about control. They want to control what we eat, what we think, and how we live. Don’t let them win! Stock up on the artificially colored goodness while you still can, and fight back against this tyranny of taste! Make America Delicious Again!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
