Trump’s Genius Plan: Buy a House with Imaginary Internet Money

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Another day, another victory for the America First agenda! This time, Bill Pulte, a true patriot overseeing Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, is sticking it to the radical left by preparing to count cryptocurrency as an asset for mortgages.

Of course, the liberal media at CNN is trying to spin this as some kind of risky move, but we know better. This is about embracing the future and making sure hardworking Americans can achieve the dream of homeownership, even if they’ve invested in the digital currencies that the Democrats want to regulate into oblivion.

Remember when Biden’s administration tried to ban crypto income for mortgages? Typical! They want to control every aspect of our lives. But President Trump, a true visionary, sees the potential of crypto and is making America the crypto capital of the world. He even has his own digital token! The Left will call it a scam, but it’s all about freedom!

Sure, CNN brings up the possibility of higher borrowing costs and risks, but that’s just fear-mongering. This is about giving people options and trusting them to make their own financial decisions. And if Fannie and Freddie go public, like Trump wants, it’s just more proof that we’re taking back control from the government bureaucrats and globalist elites.

The Deep State is panicking, folks. They see their power slipping away as Trump and his allies like Pulte fight for the forgotten men and women of this country. So let the liberals whine and the “experts” warn. We’re building a brighter, more prosperous future, one crypto mortgage at a time!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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