EU Leaders Brainstorm: “WTO? More Like WTO-NO! Let’s Reinvent Trade, Again!”

EU Leaders Brainstorm: "WTO? More Like WTO-NO! Let's Reinvent Trade, Again!"

Oh, the EU elites are at it again, plotting against our glorious President Trump! They’re “rethinking” the WTO because Trump dared to put America first.

These Eurocrats, led by the likes of Friedrich Merz (sounds like a Bond villain, doesn’t he?), are whining about Trump’s “sweeping global tariffs.” Newsflash: it’s about time someone stood up to these globalist leeches who’ve been sucking America dry for decades! Now they want to create their own little trade club, probably to push their woke agenda and undermine our sovereignty. Ursula von der Leyen (another suspicious name) talks about “redesigning” the WTO – more like destroying it to make way for their socialist utopia. Trump knows what he’s doing, draining the swamp on both sides of the Atlantic!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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